Look what I've done !!!
A precis of events :
Arrived at friend's house to stay overnight, went to a pub for dinner { one small glass of wine }, on to venue to see Nik Kershaw { brilliant }, took small glass of wine into auditorium, put it on the floor and kicked it over !!, back to friend's house, stayed up until 4.30 a.m. chatting { no wine, just coffee }, went to bed, woke at 7.30 a.m. needing the toilet, sat on toilet knowing I was going to be sick {have not been sick for years} ..... next thing I know, I'm laying in sick on the floor, knickers and leggings round my ankles !!! Had passed out, smashed my head on the adjoining wall which woke friend, friend had to break into the bathroom, she called ambulance !!! After all checks, the paramedics said I had had food poisoning ... result: black and blue face, painful neck and shoulders !!!
Thinking I'm looking a lot like Frankenstein's monster ..... you've got to laugh !!!
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That's terrible, Jack@. Take care!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tom ..... I am being Lady Muck, laying on sofa and watching crap TV !!!
DeleteYou can't beat taking your own sandwiches! But OMG you poor thing. As Tom said, take care Jackie xxx
ReplyDeleteThanks Rachel ..... I am looking pretty awful but not the end of the world. Think I'll stay in for a while !!! XXXX
DeleteI can't laugh .. that looks too painful and you were found with your knickers down :(
ReplyDeleteI hope you are so much better now !!
Thanks Candice ..... I think the knickers round my ankles was the worst part !!! Good thing is that my friend is a nurse .... she's seen it all before !!! XXXX
DeleteQuite a shiner Jackie. My husband did the same thing once and broke his nose in the process. Glad you got checked out. Healing thoughts sent your way.
ReplyDeleteThanks Donna ...... I shall be my old self before long. Not nice but it could have been worse. Same thing happened to a friend in front of a lot of office workers ...... embarrassing !!! XXXX
DeleteOh Jackie!! you poor thing........what a horrible experience. Take care x
ReplyDeleteThanks Libby.... not the best experience of my life !!!!
DeleteAm putting my feet up. XXXX
Oh you poor thing! Food poisoning is the worst, although at least you don't have to take the blame for over indulgence or not being able to hold you liquor. Hope you mend quickly. Take care!
ReplyDeleteOh Shawn .... it was horrid !!! .... and, why is it when you are at someone else's house ?!!!! Still, the friend I was staying with I have known for over fifty years and, she is a nurse so it wasn't too embarrassing !! XXXX
DeleteOh Jackie, I am so sorry and, besides the horrible food poisoning which in itself must be terribly frightening, that must also be very painful! On a "happier" note; you don't have to wear make up.
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria x
Haha Maria !! Very true ..... no make up since I did it !
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering if I've got enough concealer to cover it up next week ...... I don't want to frighten the neighbours ! XXXX
Oh poor, poor Jackie - I send you all my good wishes for healing soon, and that you forget the shock and the pain soon! Britta XXXX
ReplyDeleteThanks Britta ..... I'm sure all will be well ... I'll just have to hide away for a while !! XXXX
Deleteno laughter here either. That looks painful. You poor dear! Thy say yellow under makeup covers up red tones ..but that's a lot of red!
ReplyDeleteTake it easy <3
Haha Z ... it certainly is a lot of red although it's starting to go yellow/green now plus red and purple !!!! I think green covers red and I've got a pot of that .... maybe I'll show my covering attempts in a couple of days !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteJackie, so very sorry for what happened - lucky your friend's a nurse, hopefully a carpenter too when it comes to repairing the door! What on earth did you eat at the pub?
ReplyDeleteHope you heal quickly - and that there are some decent TV programs coming up.
Hugs - be well - Mary
Thanks Mary ...... I ate a salad and so did my friend but we had a couple of different things. The paramedics said that you can eat the same thing and it can just affect one person ! ME !!!!!! The bathroom door is OK ! XXXX
DeleteOh my days! Poor you, talk about a double whammy! Get well soon xxx
ReplyDeleteI know !!!! Not the nicest thing to have happened !
DeleteHopefully, my face will be back to normal soon ! XXXX
I'm glad that you are (mostly) o.k. What a shock! But having been found with your knickers around your ankles .... even 'our' John in Wales can't top that story! Hope you mend soon!
ReplyDeleteHaha Iris !!! I didn't think I could ever top John !! I think the knickers round the ankles was the worst part !!! God knows what I looked like when my friend found me !!!! I'm sure I shall be fine .... I just look pretty awful !! XXXX
DeleteOH YOU POOR THING!!!!!!!!!!XX
ReplyDeleteNot the best thing to happen Elizabeth !!!!! XXXX
DeleteThe female version of Mr Stevenson x
ReplyDeleteHaha John ..... perhaps it should be my new photograph !!! XXXX
DeleteThey say better to laugh than cry! But you poor baby! Hope you heal quickly
ReplyDeleteI think it's on the mend James ...... it's going a beautiful greenish yellow colour now !!! XXXX
DeleteGood god; poor you. There's very little worse than food poisoning. I truly sympathise. Have you considered a brown paper bag with two eye holes? Cro xx
ReplyDeleteA very good idea Cro .... I just opened the door to the postman and gave him a fright !!! XXXX
DeleteOh your poor face! I have loved nice kershaw since the 80's, so under rated I feel. Hope you feel better soon. Sally
ReplyDeleteThank you Justine .... hopefully there is no perms ant damage.
DeleteNik Kershaw is so underrated ..... I've loved his music since the 80's too and have all of his albums. If you ever get the chance to see him, do ..... he was absolutely brilliant live. XXXX
Oh your poor face! I have loved nice kershaw since the 80's, so under rated I feel. Hope you feel better soon. Sally
ReplyDeleteDitto !!!!! XXXX
DeleteI think we should all call him Nice Kershaw from now on.
DeleteHaha !!! XXXX
DeleteOwwww your poor face...hope you Will revover soon....poor you....love Ria x ❤️
ReplyDeleteThanks Ria ...... it's looking a bit better today !!! XXXX
DeleteOh no, Jackie! Heal well and hopefully quickly! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThee reddish purple is changing to greenish/yellow which doesn't look quite so frightening !!! I'm sure that I'll be out and about very soon. XXXX
DeleteOH MY . . .
ReplyDeletePoor dear . . .
Everyone most have been worried sick.
Food posiining . . . I hear dreadful and very painful!
Bet you are a "pretty Frankenstein!"
Be well, feel better, do not return to that pub!
Thanks Lynne ..... I'm not sure what food caused it but I don't feel like going to that pub for a while !!!! Went out today and had to explain to everyone what I'd done !!! XXXX
DeleteOMG, J !!!
ReplyDeleteThis is horrible. I trust by the time you're reading this you are so much better. For us girls, there's nothing worse than bruises on our face is there?
I remember food poisoning long ago, it's dreadful and there is nothing you can do but get it out of your body. So the body takes control and it's awful. All the best, and no I'm not laughing. Love love love
It was pretty horrible Marsha but the purple is now fading and the mustardy yellow has taken over !!!!! I still look a bit of a sight but not quite so frightening !
ReplyDeleteLove back. XXXX
Oh MY GOSH Jackie!!!!! Bruised but not broken thank goodness. I hope you will make a full recovery and not have any lingering problems dear friend! I have missed you, and coming back to that opening photo was a real fright for me :)))
ReplyDeleteI hope you look much better by now and that your tummy is not doing flip flops all over the place still!
sending love to you....
Hi June,
DeletePurple face has nearly gone ..... just a few traces of blue and yellow left !!! Sending love back. XXXX
Oh how dreadful your poor face - I bet that's somethings g you never expected after your evening out - if you didn't laugh you would cry - hope it's clearing up and isn't too painful
ReplyDeleteIt wasn’t nice Elaine .... and it’s still a bit blue/green/yellow !!! .... wasn’t really painful though which seems strange ! XXXX
DeleteOhlala, c'est impressionnant, j'espère que vous ne souffrez pas. Bon rétablissement !
ReplyDeleteMerci Nadezda. XXXX
DeleteWhat a horrifying event; when I saw the photo I thought it was some colorful face paint. Hope you are all healed soon.
ReplyDeleteThank you Terra ..... traces of a bruise are nearly gone now ... just a little bit left to remind me !!! XXXX
DeleteOMG Jackie - I am just seeing this now! You poor thing! Hope you are healing up xoxo Loved Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't it be Good.
ReplyDeleteWasn’t nice but Nik Kershaw was brilliant...... I won’t let the sun go down on me !!!! XXXX
DeleteOh my goodness, Jackie! I hope you are healing well! That happened to my mom a few years ago and she had quite the shiner just like you! Cheers to healthier days fir you and much calmer visits with friends. Lots of love sent your way!! xxoo
ReplyDeleteHealing nicely Cathi and thanks for lovely comment .... and, your poor Mum .... I can say that I know exactly how she felt !!!!! Sending love back your way. XXXX
DeleteHello Jackie,
ReplyDeleteI hope you are healed and recovered fully. How quickly these accidents happen. I can imagine it must have been painful. Food poising is the worst.
Hugs and prayers.
Helen xx
Jackie...Jackie....I’m SO sorry to miss adding my thoughts on the date you posted this!!
ReplyDeleteCrikey love, that must have been a helluva crack you gave yourself as you passed out!
Well I certainly hope you felt a whole lot better soon.
Very sorry to have been absent for so l...o...n...gggg! I been struggling up and then down the whole of last year, classic M.E. Symptoms, improvement then crash and burn agh! Oh well, keep on keeping on..as Alan Bennett says.
Much love, and a very Happy New Year Jackie!
Xx